I'm a computer geek! Help!

Hello Samantha

I am a computer geek. I am very sad. I am obsessed with computers especially Windows. I mean computers are the future but I spend more time with my computer than my bird. Please offer some of your usual excellent advice.

PS. I love you!

Well well Ben. I know you are a very sad boy but your computers are as much a part of you as that balding head of yours. Just put up with the sad parts of your personality, hide them from your trendy mates and make your bird do more cooking.

I love you too!